EHFT — elite skid

// CERTIFIED PROFESSIONAL SKID SINCE BIRTH

EHFT

ctrl+c · ctrl+v · never understood it

hi. i'm ehft — a skid and completely at peace with that.
why write code when someone already did it better in 2011
and posted it on github with an MIT license?

stackoverflow enjoyer npm install addict git push -f survivor chatgpt senior dev certified skid

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about.txt

hi. i'm ehft. i am a skid and i am completely at peace with that.

why write code when someone already did it better in 2011 and posted it on github with an MIT license? my workflow: find repo → clone → run → pray → google the error → paste a fix → repeat.

some people write their own tools. i use their tools to download other people's tools. it's called efficiency. i have 847 github stars and 0 original lines of code. that's a skill.

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skills (brutally honest)

Googling

god tier98%

Copy + Paste

natural talent100%

Asking AI

primary IDE96%

Stack Overflow

daily driver91%

Python

print("hello")35%

JavaScript

console.log god28%

Reading Docs

once, accident4%

Understanding Code

unnecessary6%

Git

git push -f only22%

Docker

what is an image15%

Writing Tests

not once1%

npm install

reflex action99%

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achievements

[01]

Ctrl+C Grand Master

Copied 10,000+ lines without reading a single one. Certified.

LEGENDARY

[02]

StackOverflow Parasite

Posted "it didn't work" on 47 different answers.

EPIC

[03]

rm -rf Survivor

Ran a script I didn't read. Lost everything. Ran it again.

RARE

[04]

AI-Powered Developer

Let ChatGPT write 100% of projects since 2023.

EPIC

[05]

npm install Addict

Installed 3,847 dependencies to center a div.

UNCOMMON

[06]

Fork Master

93% of github profile is forks. 7% is someone else's init.py.

COMMON

[07]

Infinite Regressor

Pasted a fix for a paste. The paste broke. Pasted another fix.

MYTHIC

[08]

Production Destroyer

Pushed directly to main. On a Friday. Before vacation.

LEGENDARY

[09]

Doc Reader (Accident)

Read documentation once by clicking the wrong tab.

RARE

[10]

Error 404: Understanding

Code works, no idea how or why. Ship it.

COMMON

[11]

Merge Conflict Ignorer

Accepted all incoming changes and hoped for the best.

UNCOMMON

[12]

Dependency Hoarder

node_modules folder is 2.3GB. It's needed, probably.

EPIC

🔐 Encoding

🔑 Crypto / Hash

📝 Text

🎨 Color

🌐 Network

📊 Data

⏱ Time

🔢 Math

🛠 Dev

🎭 Fun

Base64 Encoder / Decoder

Encode text to Base64 or decode Base64 back to text.

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Hex Encoder / Decoder

Convert text to hexadecimal representation or back.

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URL Encoder / Decoder

Encode special characters for URLs or decode them back.

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HTML Entity Encoder

Encode HTML special chars to entities or decode them.

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Morse Code

Convert text to Morse code or decode Morse back to text.

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ROT13 / Caesar Cipher

Apply ROT13 or custom Caesar cipher shift.

Shift:

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Binary Converter

Convert text to binary or binary to text.

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ASCII ↔ Text Converter

Convert text to ASCII codes or ASCII codes to text.

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Hash Generator

Generate cryptographic hashes using the Web Crypto API.

Algorithm:

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UUID Generator

Generate random UUIDs (v4).

Count:

click generate

Password Generator

Generate cryptographically secure random passwords.

Length:

A–Z a–z 0–9 !@#$

Quantity:

click generate

Random Generator

Generate various types of random data.

Type:

Min:

Max:

Count:

click generate

JWT Decoder

Decode and inspect JSON Web Tokens (does not verify signature).

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Text Utilities

Transform, clean and manipulate text.

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Text Diff

Compare two texts line by line.

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Word Counter

Count words, characters, lines, sentences and more.

WORDS

CHARS

LINES

SENTENCES

PARAGRAPHS

READ MINS

Regex Tester

Test regular expressions with live match highlighting.

Pattern:

Flags:

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Lorem Ipsum Generator

Generate placeholder text for designs and prototypes.

Paragraphs:

Style:

click generate

Markdown Preview

Write Markdown on the left, see rendered HTML on the right.

Case Converter

Convert text between various case formats for developers.

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Slugify

Convert text to URL-friendly slugs.

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Color Converter

Convert between HEX, RGB, HSL, and HSV color formats.

HEX:

enter a hex color above

Color Picker

Pick a color and get its values in multiple formats.

Pick a color

pick a color above

CSS Gradient Generator

Generate CSS gradient code visually.

Color 1:

Color 2:

Type:

Angle:

deg

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Contrast Checker

Check WCAG contrast ratio between foreground and background colors.

Foreground:

Background:

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

select colors above

IP Info

Retrieve information about your current IP address and browser environment.

User Agent Parser

Parse and analyze user agent strings.

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HTTP Status Codes

Look up HTTP status codes and their meanings.

DNS Info

Information about DNS and domain lookup concepts.

DNS record types reference: A → IPv4 address AAAA → IPv6 address CNAME → Canonical name (alias) MX → Mail exchange server NS → Name server TXT → Text record (SPF, DKIM etc) SOA → Start of authority PTR → Reverse DNS lookup SRV → Service locator CAA → Certification authority auth Note: Real DNS lookup requires a server-side component. Use dig / nslookup in your terminal for actual lookups.

JSON Formatter

Pretty-print, minify, and validate JSON data.

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CSV → JSON

Convert CSV data to JSON format. First row used as headers.

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JSON → CSV

Convert a JSON array of objects to CSV format.

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XML Formatter

Pretty print XML documents.

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YAML ↔ JSON

Simple YAML/JSON interconversion. Supports basic structures.

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SQL Formatter

Format and prettify SQL queries.

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Unix Timestamp

Convert between Unix timestamps and human-readable dates.

Timestamp:

enter a timestamp

Date:

enter a date

Timezone Converter

Convert time between different timezones.

Time:

From TZ:

To TZ:

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Countdown Timer

Count down to a specific date and time.

Target:

Label:

--:--:--:--

Stopwatch

High-precision stopwatch with lap tracking.

00:00.000

Age Calculator

Calculate exact age and time since a date.

Birthdate:

enter a birthdate

Calculator

A fully functional calculator with history.

Number Base Converter

Convert numbers between different bases.

Number:

From Base:

enter a number above

Percentage Calculator

Solve various percentage problems.

X% of Y =

X%:

of Y:

—

X is what % of Y?

of Y:

—

Byte Converter

Convert between different units of digital storage.

Value:

From:

enter a value

JS Minifier

Simple JavaScript minification by removing comments and extra whitespace.

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CSS Formatter

Format and prettify CSS code.

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HTML Formatter

Pretty print HTML markup.

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String Escaper

Escape or unescape strings for various contexts.

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Line Sorter / Processor

Sort, filter, and process lines of text.

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Skid Excuse Generator

Professional excuses for when your pasted code doesn't work.

click the button, don't worry we won't judge

Commit Message Generator

Generate authentic-sounding git commit messages for skids.

Type:

click generate

Skid Quote Generator

Inspirational quotes from the skid philosophy.

click the button

— ehft

ASCII Art Generator

Convert text to ASCII art using various fonts.

Text:

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Leet Speak Converter

Convert normal text to 1337 5p34k.

Level:

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Zalgo Text Generator

H̸̢͍͖̓̀e̷͇͎̊ͅ ̸̢͓̈ĉ̶̰̒o̴̙͛ṁ̴͉e̸̖͋s̶͉̑̈.

Intensity:

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