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about
hi. i'm ehft. i am a skid and i am completely at peace with that. why write code when someone already did it better in 2011 and posted it on github with an MIT license?
my workflow: find repo → clone → run → pray → google the error → paste a fix → repeat. i've been doing this for years and i refuse to call it a problem.
some people write their own tools. i use their tools to download other people's tools. it's called efficiency.
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daily workflow
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achievements
Ctrl+C Grand Master
copied 10,000+ lines without reading a single one
LEGENDARY
StackOverflow Parasite
posted "it didn't work" on 47 different answers
EPIC
rm -rf Survivor
ran a script i didn't read. lost everything. ran it again.
RARE
AI-Powered Developer
let chatgpt write 100% of projects since 2023
EPIC
npm install Addict
installed 3,847 dependencies to center a div
UNCOMMON
Fork Master
93% of github profile is forks. 7% is someone else's init.py
COMMON
Infinite Regressor
pasted a fix for a paste. the paste broke. pasted another fix.
MYTHIC
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skills (honest)
| Googling | 98% | god tier | |
| Copy + Paste | 100% | natural talent | |
| Asking AI | 96% | primary IDE | |
| Python | 35% | print("hello") | |
| Reading Docs | 4% | once. by accident. | |
| Understanding | 6% | unnecessary | |
| Git | 22% | git push -f origin main |
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wanna play?
"WHY WRITE IT WHEN
IT'S ALREADY ON GITHUB?" — ehft, every single day of his life
IT'S ALREADY ON GITHUB?" — ehft, every single day of his life
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find me